Facebook Status: Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

Facebook Status: If your partner cooks, you clean. It’s a relationship, not an employment contract.

Facebook Status: Trying to talk your partner out of a bad fashion choice is a fool’s game. Just accept this is what you signed up for.

Facebook Status: Despite all of the cruelty in the world, kindness persists. And I think for that, we should be thankful.

Facebook Status: Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

Facebook Status: Please don’t invited me on your hike. I get enough exercise pushing my luck.