WhatsApp Status: I’m more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying.

WhatsApp Status: Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

WhatsApp Status: Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.

WhatsApp Status: Mosquitos are like family – annoying, but they carry your blood.

WhatsApp Status: I’m not lazy; I’m on energy-saving mode.

WhatsApp Status: I’m not arguing. I’m simply trying to explaining why I’m right.