WhatsApp Status: I wonder what happens when the doctor’s wife eats an apple a day?

WhatsApp Status: The awkward moment when you have to eat crunchy food in a room full of silent people.

WhatsApp Status: I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

WhatsApp Status: The problem with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

WhatsApp Status: That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

WhatsApp Status: I don’t have bad handwriting – I have my own font.