Facebook Status: Which song annoys you every time you hear it? I’ll go first, Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ is like nails on a chalkboard.

Facebook Status: Life doesn’t give you what you want. It gives you what you work for.

Facebook Status: Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

Facebook Status: Let’s play a game: name a superpower you’d love to have and the next person will need to tell you your weakness.

Facebook Status: To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it and whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash.

Facebook Status: Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.