WhatsApp Status: A celebrity is someone who works hard all their life to become known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

WhatsApp Status: The awkward moment when you have to eat crunchy food in a room full of silent people.

WhatsApp Status: I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

WhatsApp Status: The problem with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

WhatsApp Status: I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept.

WhatsApp Status: I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes.