WhatsApp Status: Please don’t touch my emotional support pile of unread books.

WhatsApp Status: We all have that friend who says ‘I’ll be there around seven’, and then shows up around nine.

WhatsApp Status: The secret to happiness in life is never quite knowing what you’re doing.

WhatsApp Status: I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

WhatsApp Status: I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.

WhatsApp Status: My talents include finding the slowest queue to stand in at the shops.