Facebook Status: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of the act.

Facebook Status: Imagine you had super powers. What would your one weakness would be?

Facebook Status: Appreciate those who love you. Help those who need you. Forgive those who hurt you. Forget those who leave you.

Facebook Status: Forget your favourite superhero, which villain would you be if you had half a chance?

Facebook Status: Give a person a fish and you’ll feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

Facebook Status: The hardest part of acting like you don’t care, is knowing how much you actually do.