Pick Up Line: If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out.

Pick Up Line: See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Pick Up Line: Can I follow you? ‘Cause my mother always told me to follow my dreams.

Pick Up Line: Say, didn’t we go to different schools together?

Pick Up Line: Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Pick Up Line: You know, I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.