• Pick Up Line: I heard you’re good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?

  • Pick Up Line: Are you my appendix? ‘Cause I have a funny feeling in my stomach that I should take you out.

  • Pick Up Line: You’re so beautiful, you’ve made me forget my pick-up line.

  • Pick Up Line: You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

  • Pick Up Line: Wow, you must be the real reason for global warming.

  • Pick Up Line: How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.