Trending on Twitter 23/10: I wonder how many more ties #KanyeWest has managed to cut this #weekend. Perhaps he just needs to clean the slate and start over.

Trending on Twitter 22/10: #TaylorSwift’s new album completely knocked #Spotify on its back yesterday. Perhaps today will be better.

Trending on Twitter 21/10: The #MidnightsTaylorSwift album is the perfect start to the #weekend. The #LanaDelRey collaboration is the cherry on top.

Trending on Twitter 20/10: Absolutely hilarious move on #Shakira’s part as she haunts her ex-husband #GerardPique by becoming #Barcelona’s shirt sponsor.

Trending on Twitter 19/10: Yoh, #NotaBaloyi is still causing shenanigans and saying his wife #Berita was taken by the Illuminati. Are you not bored now, Nota?

Trending on Twitter 01/10: #Drake seems to be losing money but at least his rival #KanyeWest called him the ‘the greatest rapper ever’. #SmallVictories