WhatsApp Status: I used to like my neighbours … until they put a password on their WiFi.

WhatsApp Status: If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

WhatsApp Status: Why are they called ‘apartments’ if they are all stuck together?

WhatsApp Status: Life is a hot bath – it feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

WhatsApp Status: Doing nothing is very hard to do. How do you know when you’re finished?

WhatsApp Status: I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.