Facebook Status: Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

Facebook Status: One day, your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Facebook Status: Fairy tales are more than true. Not because they tell us that dragons exist but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. – Neil Gaiman.

Facebook Status: You look like I need a drink.

Facebook Status: There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

Facebook Status: All that glitters is not gold but I’d rather be rich than poor when I’m old.