Facebook Status: If you want to change your life, change your mind.

Facebook Status: I want to apologise to all of the people in their 30’s that I called old when I was 18.

Facebook Status: Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

Facebook Status: Later is the best time to do anything.

Facebook Status: Nobody knows everything, but everybody knows something.

Facebook Status: If you could put together a football team of politicians and celebrities, who would you enlist and why?