Facebook Status: I’m the kind of person who bumps into inanimate objects and says “Oops, I’m sorry”.

Facebook Status: I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

Facebook Status: I have stopped counting the days, I now make everyday count.

Facebook Status: I don’t like to think myself as special, I like to think myself as a limited edition.

Facebook Status: Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student

Facebook Status: A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it.