Facebook Status: Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you know everything.

Facebook Status: Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to 🙂

Facebook Status: Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’?

Facebook Status: A big shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money!

Facebook Status: I’m a nobody. Nobody’s perfect. So I guess that makes me perfect.

Facebook Status: I only time I update my status is when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.