WhatsApp Status: Never steal – the government hates competition.

WhatsApp Status: When your cell phone battery is on one per cent, anyone who sends a message or calls immediately becomes the enemy.

WhatsApp Status: I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

WhatsApp Status: Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.

WhatsApp Status: Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.

WhatsApp Status: Treat each day as if it were your last; one day, you’ll be right.