WhatsApp Status: A lie is just a great story ruined by the truth.

WhatsApp Status: Life is a hot bath – it feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

WhatsApp Status: Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping them up.

WhatsApp Status: Doing nothing is very hard to do. How do you know when you’re finished?

WhatsApp Status: Never steal – the government hates competition.

WhatsApp Status: When your cell phone battery is on one per cent, anyone who sends a message or calls immediately becomes the enemy.