WhatsApp Status: I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

WhatsApp Status: The problem with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

WhatsApp Status: I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept.

WhatsApp Status: I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes.

WhatsApp Status: Always wear cute pajamas to bed. You never know who you might meet in your dreams.

WhatsApp Status: A bank is a place that will lend you money, but only if you can prove that you don’t need it.