WhatsApp Status: I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

WhatsApp Status: Don’t judge me by my past – I don’t live there anymore.

WhatsApp Status: Sorry about those texts I sent you last night – my phone was drunk.

WhatsApp Status: True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together.

WhatsApp Status: I need Google in my brain.

WhatsApp Status: Beauty is like the moon – it looks much better at night.