WhatsApp Status: Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems. I’m tired of solving them for you.

WhatsApp Status: I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation twice a year.

WhatsApp Status: I’m not arguing – I’m simply trying to explain why I’m right.

WhatsApp Status: I didn’t change; I just grew up. You should try it sometime.

WhatsApp Status: When your cellphone battery is on one per cent, anyone who sends a message or calls immediately becomes the enemy.

WhatsApp Status: Treat each day as your last; one day, you’ll be right.