WhatsApp Status: They tell us not to put all our eggs in one basket, then Easter comes, and they only give us one basket!

WhatsApp Status: My neck, my back, my Netflix and my snacks.

WhatsApp Status: Monday is one of my favourite days of the week – my seventh favourite day.

WhatsApp Status: The greatest pleasure in life is doing things that people say you can’t do.

WhatsApp Status: The only constant is change, except when you’re at a vending machine.

WhatsApp Status: Never laugh at your partner’s choices … You’re one of them.