WhatsApp Status: I don’t need a hairstylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

WhatsApp Status: BRB. Going to go find new ways to annoy my colleagues.

WhatsApp Status: Dear automatic flushing toilet. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn’t done yet.

WhatsApp Status: I was addicted to the hokey pokey … but thankfully, I’ve turned myself around.

WhatsApp Status: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

WhatsApp Status: I’m on the ‘starts tomorrow’ diet.