Facebook Status: Love is like fire – it can warm your heart, but it can also burn your house down.

Facebook Status: Forgive your enemies. It annoys them to no end.

Facebook Status: Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

Facebook Status: I’d like to help you out – which way did you come in?

Facebook Status: My favourite mythical creature: an honest politician.

Facebook Status: One day, your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.