Facebook Status: Have you ever Googled something and the suggested searches were far more entertaining than your original idea?

Facebook Status: Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person – apparently that is called ‘stalking’.

Facebook Status: Life is a game but I don’t know any of the rules and I somehow keep fighting my shoelaces.

Facebook Status: Fairy tales are more than true. Not because they tell us that dragons exist but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. – Neil Gaiman.

Facebook Status: You look like I need a drink.

Facebook Status: There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.