Facebook Status: My favourite mythical creature: an honest politician.

Facebook Status: Have you ever Googled something and the suggested searches were far more entertaining than your original idea?

Facebook Status: Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person – apparently that is called ‘stalking’.

Facebook Status: Life is a game but I don’t know any of the rules and I somehow keep fighting my shoelaces.

Facebook Status: There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they have fallen in love.

Facebook Status: I forgot to work out today. That’s five years in a row now!