Facebook Status: I was wearing glasses before it was a Snapchat filter, so I’m a trendsetter.

Facebook Status: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Facebook Status: The difference between stupidity and genius, is that genius has limits.

Facebook Status: When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

Facebook Status: Closing all your tabs by the time your boss gets to you is like frantically getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.

Facebook Status: Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise that you’re wrong.